flumoxxed

Lew. Aged 20. Perth, Western Australia.
Queer. Single. Unemployed. Student.

Pry in to my life, show me how to blog or see what I look like.

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October 20, 2014 at 11:18pm
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Reblogged from hangthecode

team-free-spuffy:

paganmoma:

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

The placebo effect at its finest

(via portal-seventeen)

5:40pm
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Reblogged from creepyjirachi

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

(via guccier)

5:38pm
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Reblogged from sandandglass

kenyatta:

sandandglass:

A Republican political ad targeted at women.

I snorted.

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5:37pm
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Reblogged from chatotai

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

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5:37pm
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5:37pm
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Reblogged from diablito666
iambluedog:

Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges

iambluedog:

Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges

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5:36pm
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Reblogged from onlylolgifs
mattbellamymuseofspace:

flying—blue—box:

stewie-just-said-that:

i-only-know-fandoms:

dfw-cub:

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!

What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in it so it looks like blood 

Woah, easy there Satan.

thats a horrifying idea but its brilliant

mattbellamymuseofspace:

flying—blue—box:

stewie-just-said-that:

i-only-know-fandoms:

dfw-cub:

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!

What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in it so it looks like blood 

Woah, easy there Satan.

thats a horrifying idea but its brilliant

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5:36pm
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Reblogged from daddywhorebucks

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scayis:

Me always

scayis:

Me always

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5:33pm
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Reblogged from feelszarry

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5:33pm
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Reblogged from danbutt
danbutt:

fee lin chin

danbutt:

fee lin chin

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5:33pm
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Reblogged from davidisbeyonce

davidisbeyonce:

Rapunzel Rapunzel let down that stank weave

(via crystallized-teardrops)

birdywillow:

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

(via bastille)

5:33pm
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Reblogged from sprookyloser

sprookyloser:

Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

(via phteven)

5:32pm
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Reblogged from digg

radiant-galvanisation:

digg:

Forget goat simulator. I AM BREAD  <—- full trailer

THIS BREAD IS RAD AF

soapfox

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